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PDA Regulations...

Journal Entry: Wed May 14, 2008, 6:06 PM
  • Mood: Rage
NOTE: It's a little long, but I'm proud of this rant...

P
D
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Public Display of Affection...

Whoopadee fricken doo!

Our school is great.
Great teachers, plenty of classes... I actually learn stuff...
But if there is one thing I hate about our school it's the PDA Control.
Do they honestly think they are doing some good? The only reason I can come up with for the reason behind their PDA control is to prevent sex. Kids don't get aroused in school, they won't feel like going home after school and bangin' each other.

Which is bogus crap.
They aren't doing anything. If kids are in the hallways kissing, they are going to to it outside of school. They aren't controlling anything!

Sure they might be over reactive about PDA because it's "disgusting" and "annoying," but it can't be THAT bad. Not as bad as annoying as pot smoking going on at campus. Not as annoying as kids who go to school with a hang-over. And certainly not as annoying as people swearing at the top of their lungs.

So why do they make such a big deal?

Technically, PDA is giving my best friend a High-Five. It's not like I'm going to give a smelly old poo-head who peed on me in the 7th grade a high five! I'm going to give a high-five to someone I'm affectionate towards. Someone who is my FRIEND.

And dumbest of all... There's a REALLY simple solution if PDA bugs you so goddamn much. DON'T LOOK!

Take for instance, today.
Actually look at two days ago. There was this teacher who stopped me right before I walked into class and said, "Can you please stop making out with your girlfriend down the hall? I see you down there every day, and it's really annoying."

To which my only response was, "It's not making out..." All we do is peck. And she was persistent that it was making out... Keep in mind, were she "sees" us from is about 100 feet down the hall. Seriously.

Now today.

I once again was giving my girlfriend a few pecks on the lips. Big deal. My friend Kayla walks by this teacher right as she sticks her head out (keep this in mind...) to get a look at me, and say,"Oh, look, they're at it again!" So Kayla tells me this.

Remember a couple sentances ago when I said "...sticks her head out..."

Yeah. She TRIED to get a look at us. Not to mention when I'm standing at my locker like I always do, I can't even see her at all...

Now remember a few enter spaces ago when I said:

"And dumbest of all... There's a REALLY simple solution if PDA bugs you so goddamn much. DON'T LOOK!"

Once again... SHE WAS TRYING TO LOOK AT US!

That pisses me off! That's like watching a car crash, thinking about it, purposely driving into the existing car crash, then complaining about getting into a car crash. Seriously!!

GET A LIFE TEACHERS!*

*Does not apply to the cool teachers who decide not to crash into a car crash.
Take for instance my LA teacher. When she sees me in the hallway holding my girlfriend's side, which would make some people uncomfortable apparently (see teacher talked about above), she smartly just looks ahead like I'm not there.

Now THAT'S smart. If you don't want to see something that's going to make you uncomfortable, DON'T EFFING LOOK!

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 16
  • Current Residence: Iowa, USA
  • Interests: Art, Animation, Movies, Girls
  • Favourite movie: Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Favourite band or musician: Reel Big Fish
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock or Ska
  • Favourite poet or writer: Tim Burton
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod and NOT because its a fashion statement... That pisses me off
  • Favourite game: Mario, Zelda
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Homestar
  • Personal Quote: If love were a crime, I'd be on death row.
  • Tools of the Trade: Photoshop, Flash, Dreamweaver

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~Michelitaa:iconMichelitaa: 3 days 17 hours ago
thank you very much for the fave!! :D

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~krishna76:iconkrishna76: May 7, 2008, 7:40:00 PM
thank you for the faverit on c is for christoph

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~doyle0915:icondoyle0915: May 7, 2008, 7:39:21 PM Mood: Love
Thanks for the favorite. I finished that picture less than 30 minutes ago!

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~Michelitaa:iconMichelitaa: May 7, 2008, 6:34:24 PM
cool gallery... im gonna watch yoy muajaja :fusionrock:

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~stellalilly91:iconstellalilly91: Apr 24, 2008, 5:30:04 PM Mood: dA Love
Haha! Your stuff rocks, Face!

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~DrunkKiddCatholic:iconDrunkKiddCatholic: Mar 25, 2008, 10:25:07 PM
thanks for the fav!

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~ExplodingIchigo:iconExplodingIchigo: Feb 26, 2008, 9:01:16 PM
OMG, I got your 666th pageview!! Is that scary or what? xD

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=gatoridh:icongatoridh: Jan 22, 2008, 7:05:21 PM
Oh my gosh. Your comics are hilarious. Totally watching you!!!

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~Skillet747:iconSkillet747: Dec 30, 2007, 9:36:03 PM
OMG Face!

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~ExplodingIchigo:iconExplodingIchigo: Dec 7, 2007, 9:39:43 AM
Yeah it wasn't :3
but just that tiny syllable change made it sound stupid (don't call me that or you'll most likely die a slow, painful death) :P

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Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. ^^

ワンピースファンへお知らせ!

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~ExplodingIchigo:iconExplodingIchigo: Dec 5, 2007, 8:11:01 AM
Stupid meee xD at least you knew I meant Noriko :P

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Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. ^^

ワンピースファンへお知らせ!

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~ExplodingIchigo:iconExplodingIchigo: Nov 15, 2007, 2:43:56 PM
OMGsh you have a DA! haha it's Norkio! :P 'tis kewl to see you on here ^^ I am soo reading all of your comics x3

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Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. ^^

ワンピースファンへお知らせ!

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~ATAngel:iconATAngel: May 20, 2007, 8:55:55 AM
hello there random deviant ~:clap:

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~powersurge104:iconpowersurge104: Mar 2, 2007, 4:21:53 PM Mood: Wow!
WOW. I'm posting this during recording Devilish Laugh podcast.